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But I like to run with scissors
# 40101
$2.00
 

But I Like to Run With Scissors

Show the world that you are not afraid to be yourself! Take a stand!

Just don't try this at home.

 

Chaotic silly
# 40102
$2.00
 

Chaotic Silly

Chaotic Neutral - Chaotic Evil - Chaotic Good??

Trust me, it's been done.

Choose the alignment that fits you best: Chaotic Silly!


I went insane, but they didn't have chocolate...
# 40103
$2.00
 

I went insane but they didn't have any chocolate so I came back.

Sound like someone you know?


I Disturb the force
# 40104
$2.00
 

I disturb the force

Trust in your instincts, this is the button you are looking for!


My imaginary friend ran away...
# 40105
$2.00
 

My imaginary friend ran away, can I play with yours?

But that's ok if you don't want me to, I'll understand.


I used to be nice ...
# 40106
$2.00
 

I used to be nice until the monkeys stole my rubber ducky.

Now I'm all lonely.


I used to have a clue ...
# 40107
$2.00
 

I used to have a clue but I dropped it and it got broke.

Do you know where I can get another one?


My teddy bear ran away ...
# 40108
$2.00
 

My teddy bear ran away and he took my iPod and everything

Now what am I gonna do?


What would Sauron do?
# 40112
$2.00
 

What would Sauron do?

The kind of question everyone should ask them self while visiting Mount Doom


My friend went to Mordor ...
# 40113
$2.00
 

My friend went to Mordor and all I got was this dumb ring.

I wanted a t-shirt, but nooooo - just this junky old ring.


Old Jedi party trick
# 40114
$2.00
 

This is not the button you are looking for (old jedi party trick)

On the contrary, this IS the button you're looking for. Now, click the "Add to cart" button.


See other button
# 40115
$2.00
 

See other button

To see other button, click here.


Tell me about your characer ...
# 40116
$2.00
 

Tell me about your character. I'm having trouble sleeping.

Sadly, for many players, this button is too subtle.


Pillage first then burn
# 40117
$2.00
 

Pillage first then burn

A common failing in the days of the Vikings. Luckily modern button technology is here to save the day.


I visited the Temple of Elemental Evil...
# 40118
$2.00
 

I visited the Temple of Elemental Evil and all I got was dead

Well, duh.


Elvin script
# 40119
$2.00
 

elfin script

The button actually reads, "if you can read this, get a life". Strangely, there are people who can read it.


What's in my pockets, precious?
# 40120
$2.00
 

What's in my pockets precious?

String? Nothing?

Perhaps one of the lost rings of power?


Your dice or mine?
# 40122
$2.00
 

Your dice or mine?

Well, we think it's a good pick-up line.


This button intentionally left blank
# 40123
$2.00
 

This button intentionally left blank

Well, not really. It just says that.


Hack, slash, repeat
# 40124
$2.00
 

Hack, slash, repeat

A munchkin mantra of sorts, or perhaps just a guide to better living through dungeon crawling.


I missed my save
# 40125
$2.00
 

I missed my save

… and ended up playing the worst game...


Crit happens
# 40126
$2.00
 

Crit happens

Usually on a natural 20 and almost always at the worst possible time - unless you roll it, of course.


The worst day gaming ...
# 40127
$2.00
 

The worst day gaming is better than, well, anything

Well, DUH!


If I close my eyes ...
# 40128
$2.00
 

If I close my eyes and count to ten will you go away?

I'll come looking for you later, honest. Hide really, really well, ok?


Vampires Suck
# 40137
$2.00
 

Vampires Suck

Well, they do. The perfect button for those who aren't big fans of "Twilight".


Lawful Boring
# 40138
$2.00
 

Lawful Boring

You know who we're talking about. Characters that want to save villages, slay the dragon and stop the evil wizard, but never want to have any fun.


Werewolves Bite
# 40139
$2.00
 

Werewolves Bite

That's why they're not weresnails.


One Button to rule them All
# 40140
$2.00
 

One Button to Rule them All

Darkness binding sold separately.


I'm with stupid
# 40143
$2.00
 

I’m with stupid

They're everywhere! Somebody please help me!


I Suck at Riddles
# 40144
$2.00
 

I Suck at Riddles

The perfect present for that barbarian in your life.


This is not a dead man's chest
# 40146
$2.00
 

This is not a dead man’s chest

So keep your pirate hands off it.


I'm Evil and I vote ...
# 40147
$2.00
 

I'm Evil and I Vote (more than once)

What more can we say?


I Wished on a star ...
# 40150
$2.00
 

I Wished on a star and everything. But you're still here.

Can't you take a hint?


I scare my parents
# 40151
$2.00
 

I scare my parents

And they probably scare you too.


I'm a legend in my own mind
# 40152
$2.00
 

I'm a legend in my own mind

The perfect gift for the person who knows everything.


Rated M Mutant
# 40155
$2.00
 

Rated M: Mutant

This button has been approved for all audiences.


Rated G Gamer
# 40156
$2.00
 

Rated G: Gamer

This button has been approved for all audiences.


Rated PG Perfect Gamer
# 40157
$2.00
 

Rated PG: Perfect Gamer

This button has been approved for all audiences.


Rated R Role-player
# 40158
$2.00
 

Rated R: Role-player

This button has been approved for all audiences.


Rated NCc-1701 Trekkie
# 40159
$2.00
 

Rated NCc-1701 Trekkie

Or if you like "Next Generation", check out this one.


Rated NCc-1701 Trekker
# 40160
$2.00
 

Rated NCc-1701 Trekker

Or if you like classic "Star Trek", check out this one.


Will read magic for food
# 40161
$2.00
 

Will read magic for food

Perfect for that down-on-their-luck mage.


Kiss me I'm Elvish
# 40162
$2.00
 

Kiss me I'm elvish

Can't you tell by the ears?


Where there's a whip there's a way
# 40163
$2.00
 

Where there's a whip there's a way

One of the first things you learn as a manager.


Got cure light?
# 40164
$2.00
 

Got cure light?

Somedays, it just hits the spot, particularly when the sleeping dragon was actually awake.


Got caffeine?
# 40165
$2.00
 

Got caffeine?

I could certainly use a nice triple espresso right now, how about you?
I could certainly use a nice triple espresso right now, how about you?
I could certainly use a nice triple espresso right now, how about you?

Keep your muggle hands off me
# 40168
$2.00
 

Keep your muggle hands off me.

Can't you see I'm studying for a spelling test?


Ask me about my secret identity
# 40169
$2.00
 

Ask me about my secret identity

I've sworn never to tell anyone. But I guess I can tell you.


Never been bit
# 40170
$2.00
 

Never been bit

Does it show?


You can touch anything you want...
# 40172
$2.00
 

You can touch anything you want, except my dice.

Get your own


If there's no XP why bother?
# 40173
$2.00
 

If there's no XP, why bother?

Well, maybe if there's treasure…


Silly Fish
# 40174
$2.00
 

Silly Fish

Are you a silly fish? Or maybe just a fish out of water?


My Ipod broke ...
# 40175
$2.00
 

My Ipod broke and now it's afraid of llamas.

I'd take it back, but I might lose my playlists.


2 l33t 4u
# 40176
$2.00
 

2 l33t 4u

If u dont get it ur not. If u du ur ...


thiS Happens
# 40177
$2.00
 

thiS Happens

Particularly to dyslexics. Maybe we'll fix the spelling on the next version.


All of your base are belong to us
# 40178
$2.00
 

All of your base are belong to us

Another button that either you understand or it mystifies you.


This button lies
# 40179
$2.00
 

This button lies

The logic behind this one is left as an exercise for the reader.


Team Edward
# 40180
$2.00
 

Team Edward

Or if you prefer werewolves, click here.


Team Jacob
# 40181
$2.00
 

Team Jacob

Or if you prefer vampires, click here.


I see dumb people
# 40182
$2.00
 

I see dumb people

They're everywhere. Well, most of them are driving 20 MPH under the speedlimit while talking on the phone.


Who needs a life when you've got games?
# 40183
$2.00
 

Who needs a life when you've got games?

Obviously it's a rhetorical question.


I (heart) Zombies
# 40184
$2.00
 

I (love) Zombies

Don't be ashamed, Zombies need love too.


The DM is always rihgt
# 40185
$2.00
 

The DM is always rihgt

Thats' becuase we never make mistakes.


That's TMI
# 40186
$2.00
 

That's TMI

We'd tell you more, but that would be TMI.


This button doesn't exist
# 40187
$2.00
 

This button doesn't exist

But you can buy it anyway …


Party like it's 2012
# 40188
$2.00
 
Be sure to get enough chips and dip, after all 2012 only comes around once! Or hopefully so.

Chuck Norris can divide by zero
# 40189
$2.00
 

Well if anyone can, he can


Can I date your Avatar?
# 40190
$2.00
 

Since we're questing together, why shouldn't we?


Wanna date my Avatar?
# 40191
$2.00
 

We could go out to YouTube or something.


I've survived damn near everything
# 40192
$2.00
 

I'm old enough - you'll just have to believe me on this one.


pmsl
# 40193
$2.00
 

If you have to look up this chat-speak abbreviation, you probably don't want to.


FAIL
# 40194
$2.00
 

AND I'M PROUD OF IT!


EPIC FAIL
# 40195
$2.00
 

AND I'M EXTREMELY PROUD OF IT!


Im kk ur kk
# 40196
$2.00
 

u get it?


im nsfw
# 40197
$2.00
 

another one to look up if you don't understand it.


roflmao
# 40198
$2.00
 

Sort of speaks for itself, doesn't it? At least in a chat speak setting...


I game therefore I am
# 40199
$2.00
 

For the more philosophical gamers amongst us.


Gamer and proud of it
# 40200
$2.00
 

Well, aren't you?


The geeks will inherit the earth
# 40201
$2.00
 

Actually, we already have, we're just not sure what we're going to do with it.


I can haz tresur?
# 40202
$2.00
 

lol cat + dungeon = fun! fun! fun!


I'd rather be on Risa
# 40203
$2.00
 

Of course, it'll be a few hundred years before the Enterprise can get me there.


It's clobberin' time
# 40204
$2.00
 

So you better not get in my way!


Team Bella
# 40209
$2.00
 

For those who like neither Edward nor Jacob.


Don't Panic
# 40210
$2.00
 

Show how calm and cool you are to your associates.


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